I’m starting to remember why I stopped my last blog. It’s really annoying having to think of things to say – especially when I’d rather spend what little time I have for internet superwoman fantasies on actually fantasizing about superwomen on the internet.
Anyway – here are a few good first person ubergirl blogs made by people with a lot more motivation than me:
I guess I’ll rip off an idea from the superwomenmania.com forum & post a picture or a video link for an “I wish she was super” girl every once in a while. Why not? I’ve got a blog and there’s no such thing as an original idea anymore anyway.
The idea is to find some hot girl who you’d be fantasizing about anyway – she can be a mega-celebrity or a complete unknown – then squint your eyes really hard and pretend that she’s a fledgling supergirl just discovering her burgeoning sexual powers (or whatever it is that floats your boat).
So here’s the first installment of what I hope will be an ongoing series. I don’t know much about her except that her name is Rosa Acosta, she’s Dominican, she’s fit and flexible, quite pretty, and she has an exceptional booty. Can’t you just picture her floating in through your bedroom window clad in skintight spandex to perform a mid-air balletic strip tease?
I want to run a test poll. Thanks for clicking one of the answers so I can see if this works or not.
I’ll start with a classic: you find a glowing amulet that magically summons one of these three superheroines to life from the depths of your imagination to fall madly in love with you and spend exactly one week catering to your every perverted whim. Who do you choose?
(* I know I could have added a lot more choices, but decided to restrict it to these 3 just for testing’s sake).
In keeping with the theme of me deciding I’m going to learn some knew media technology, and then using it to make a cheesy softcore Supergirl dedication, here is a link to a montage of my favorite photomanipulations that I made a little over a year ago when I was teaching myself how to use iMovie & post to YouTube.
Supergirl Photomanipulation Collection
I started getting all these emails once the thing reached a certain number of hits (I think 30,000) telling me that I should sign up to their ad service and that I would start making a bunch of money. But unfortunately it turns out that you’re not allowed to get rich by uploading a video to YouTube featuring a slideshow of other people’s copyrighted artwork backed by a soundtrack featuring someone else’s copyrighted music. Go figure.
Just testing this place’s image posting capabilities. Here’s one of the classic Supergirl photomanips from way back in the day when most other Supergirl photomanips were just Playboy scans with the skin tinted blue and “S” shields laid down on top of the tits. This was the very first one I saw that made me say “holy shit is that a real girl?”
Supergirl by Rick F Van Koert
Thanks go to Rick F Van Koert of 4F fame for making this image and absolutely blowing my mind all those years ago. I’m not sure if his original art site is still up anywhere, but here’s a link to his current deviantart page (which seems to have absolutely nothing, but I want to credit him, so here you go): rick-4f.deviantart.com.
It’s been a little while since I’ve had my own site, and I’m trying to teach myself HTML/CSS anyway… so I figure I’ve got good enough reason to go to wordpress and start up another little blog. We’ll see how it goes this time around.
For those who don’t know, I’m a fairly regular guy – just like anyone else – but I also happen to have a somewhat unhealthy obsession with impossibly powerful, incomprehensibly beautiful women that dress up in skimpy skin-tight spandex outfits and fly around saving people. Yes, it’s kind of freaky and bizarre, I know.
But… over the years I’ve come to realize it’s not quite as freaky and bizarre as I thought it was when I was a 14 year old closet comic book collector that’d sit up at night shamefully jerking off to the cover of Gen 13.
In fact, thanks to the magic of the internet, I’ve realized that there’s an entire world of super-pervs out there… many of whom are way more freaky and bizarre than I could ever hope to be. So I dedicate this blog to them (you) – because I’m sure you’ll agree that what the internet really needs right now is another blog focusing on imaginary superpowered women (and the dorks who love them).